You Know You're A Relationshipper When . . .
Note: These were taken from Jadar Allyna's homepage with permission, I did not write any of them.
- You can no longer watch all your tapes of old "Space: Above and Beyond" episodes because 'Melissa' and 'Ed' are on them. (SCREW Morgan and Wong for that one! I loved S:AAB. *sniff, sniff*)
- Root beer is forbidden in your house, and all your friends and family members know they face certain death by disobeying that rule.
- You have a serious faith crisis when you discover CC co-wrote Memento Mori.
- You have a serious faith crises when you discover John Shiban wrote "Elegy". (But Vince Gilligan was the co-producer.)
- You dump your boyfriend when he calls you in the middle of "Irresistible", saying, "It's only a rerun."
- You think Pendrell and Marita would make a LOVELY couple. -- Sarah Kiley
- You refuse to talk about the fifth episode of the fourth season; in fact you won't even call it by it's proper name, you just refer to it as 4x05. -- Sarah Kiley
- You want the Uniblonder to be assasinated. -- Sarah Kiley
- You know all the words to One Breath. -- Sarah Kiley
- You think being called crazy is a compliment. -- Sarah Kiley
- Within a week you had made five copies of "Irresistible" and worn them all out. -- Sarah Kiley
- You feel betrayed because Glen Morgan and James Wong wrote 4x05. -- Sarah Kiley (I know I do.)
- You compare all other on-screen romances to Mulder and Scully. -- Jo-Ann
- You've taken photos off the tv of all those "meaningful" looks. -- Jo-Ann
- You scour your collection to find just the right picture of Scully to tape over Phoebe as she faces Mulder (who's wearing that great tux). -- Jo-Ann
- You order ice tea, so it will be love. -- Jo-Ann
- You judge writers by the level of shipyness in their eps.
- You wonder what your speech tournament score would be if the topic of your oratory was, "Dana and Fox: An Analysis of Their Relationship, Past and Present." -- Carolyn Lam
- You can no longer watch cute children's movies featuring deer. -- Carolyn Lam
- You feel that people who have past lives with their best friends must secretly be in love with them. (And are really repressing their emotions and putting the friend in a non-threatening position.) -- Carolyn Lam
- You put people in two categories - those who would be shippers, and those few other misguided . . . people. -- Carolyn Lam
- You view all UN secretaries with hatred. -- Carolyn Lam
- You cry when people get nosebleeds. -- Carolyn Lam
- You associate every song you hear with M&S. -- Rhiannon
- You demand that your significant other buy you a desk. -- Susan Green
- If you ever actually met anyone named Phoebe Green or Jack Willis, you'd have to hurt them. -- Susan Green
- THE scene from the promo for "Small Potatoes" is set to run on your comp every 15 minutes.
- You write fan fiction in which evil, evil, things happen to the Mulder babes. -- Lyta
- Anything you read in which it is said that M&S won't get together, you burn. -- Lyta